i know you'll never leave

HELLO PEOPLE!! todays topic of discussion would be!!!!!
WHY IS IT THAT MY SISTER(being a galxzx from primary six and only cares about hair food, height and ping pong) IS ABLE TO DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK?!!!! (and get it all correct?) and also being that her science is her worse subject.
now can you imagine what miracles and wonders she could do to my OTHER subjects!
i think we look quite alike, maybe she can sit my exams for me (other than the blatant height difference that is, but i can always say my mom dropped a bowling ball on my head or something.)
analysing this very very disturbing situation, i feel the best solution would be to petition for my sister to stop studying and instead buy a plane ticket and migrate to hawaii! ( or perhaps to mysteriously dissapear! but i want to petition that for my older brother while he's in ns so hawaii sounds nice!)
well but i want to go hawaii too, so yeah i need to reanalyse everything all over again maybe i should send her to be my stunt/body double! and she could do everything for me hohohohoho!
aiyah maybe when she finally rules the world she can buy me ice cream then i'll be happy too! :D

edit
you know somehow
i intelligently managed to cause many injuries to myself! all in the time limit of 2 very very exciting days! for example, i managed to cut my eye during chem or something, and now i managed to pull a wrist muscle or something, and its painful to write! and there was me walking into a mirror, and me being robbed yesterday D:
i should really just be like bubble boy and live the rest of my very clumsy life in a bubble!